Turkey Head Dance

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Turkey Head Dance Instructions:

1) Buy fresh, never frozen turkey;

2) Buy clown type over-sized sunglasses;

3) Have a drink;

4) Thoroughly wash bird and  have another drink;

5) Butter your head and have another drink and add a shot tequila;

6)  Take another…no wait you need to be able to walk. Place glasses on bird and check for levelness;

7) Take another shot of tequila and gently place turkey over your head. Make any necessary adjustments        for proper fit;

8) Ask a friend to cue up your favorite dance music, have another shot, and when ready start the music;

9) Have two quick shots for additional courage, slide the turkey back on your head and make your               entrance, shaking your shoulder and arms to the music.

10) If the residents of the nursing home like your turkey head dance, you will be ready to share with                 “friends” on Thanksgiving!

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About Alan G Billingsley

My career has been varied, including time as a newspaper deliverer, lifeguard, bubble gum maker, door-to-door detergent promoter, telephone book proofreader, short order cook, private employment agency counselor and owner, office and credit manger, infantryman, pots and pans salesman, Chinese restaurant cook, Chinese restaurant owner, public employment counselor, budget analyst, tax analyst, grant administrator, radio announcer, radio and television show host, disk jockey, automobile valet, child advocate, and now retiree. I've seldom been bored.
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2 Responses to Turkey Head Dance

  1. Barbara says:

    For some reason the video reminds me of Joan.

  2. May Lavinia says:

    Yikes. Courage is right. Tequila for that same courage…..is there “enough”?
    Final instruction: Full, long and very hot soapy shower. Knowing me I would also encase my noggin in a plastic bag – yes with a few air holes – prior to that head insertion.

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