Turkey Head Dance Instructions:
1) Buy fresh, never frozen turkey;
2) Buy clown type over-sized sunglasses;
3) Have a drink;
4) Thoroughly wash bird and have another drink;
5) Butter your head and have another drink and add a shot tequila;
6) Take another…no wait you need to be able to walk. Place glasses on bird and check for levelness;
7) Take another shot of tequila and gently place turkey over your head. Make any necessary adjustments for proper fit;
8) Ask a friend to cue up your favorite dance music, have another shot, and when ready start the music;
9) Have two quick shots for additional courage, slide the turkey back on your head and make your entrance, shaking your shoulder and arms to the music.
10) If the residents of the nursing home like your turkey head dance, you will be ready to share with “friends” on Thanksgiving!